Nerds

(1) US father names son 'Version 2.0' or "Why nerds shouldn't be allowed to reproduce".

Most unsurprising line: "Mr Cusack admitted that it took months to persuade his wife, Jamie, to accept the idea."

Most irritatingly unexplained line: "Besides, I had picked out the theme of the baby's room."

(2) Teen hacker avoids jail sentence or "Is there a picture of you under 'nerd' in the dictionary?"